Dream Excerpts

I've been having a few dreams the past few days but nothing interesting enough to deserve a post of its own. Most of it I only remember bits and pieces.

Infernal Affairs
I dreamt I was going to a Civil Service department to meet a friend/customer. I thought it was for some other business but when I got there, they were offering me a job in the Civil Service. I had to go to another city AND the job is as an investigator. Kind of like what the Internal Affairs department do in the police force.

Grasshoppers
This is sort of a weird dream/nightmare. Imagine this, lying down on the floor enjoying yourself. Then out of the blue there is alot of grasshoppers around. You move your feet and you end up crushing a few of them bugs. You move your feet and see tons of crushed grasshopper. So you go and crush some more. Not scarry , scarry but yucky gross scarry.

In bed
In this dream, I find myself in bed with my friend's sister. Dirty buggers.. this is not a wet dream. For some reason I find myself in a room with my friend's sister (lets call her A). We were NOT alone, someone else was there but can't remember who but definitely not A's brother. Anyway, she was on the bed and I just covered her with a blanket. That's all honest. The strange part is I would actually dream of her. No. I'm not into her.

Well, I think 3 is more than sufficient. There are others but either its boooooring or I remember too little of it to write it in.

Dream on Dream strong

Darth Vader Vs the Duck

Welcome to my dream diary. This is just a collection of weird dreams I’ve had and things to do with dreams and sleep. Let’s start of with one of the clearest and oldest dream in my memory.

This is one of the weirdest reoccurring dreams that I’ve ever had. The first time I had this dream was probably when I was 7-8 years old and that dream lasted a couple of nights in a row. Then after a 10 year hiatus, I dreamt the same dream again.

Here’s how it goes:

When the dream starts, I don’t actually feel like I am in the dream but I am seeing (from behind) Darth Vader addressing his large company of Storm Troopers, kind of like one of those scenes where Hitler is giving a speech to his army. He is up high on a stage and you can see scores of Storm Troopers below. I don’t remember what was being said but it gave me the creeps.

Then out of nowhere, a duck walks across the stage, stops when his path is blocked by Darth Vader. The duck looks up and says to Darth Vader and says “Excuse me”. Darth Vader then looks at the duck and says “I’m sorry” and moves aside to let the duck pass. I don’t know why but at this point I’m usually scared stiff and awaken suddenly with my pulse racing and cold sweat pouring down my face. I know there is nothing scary about this dream. I just can’t explain it. Any students of Freud care to have a go?